I know. It isn't easy for you. You sit among the produce, looking a little like a sickly carrot. Less exciting, less colorful. They call you rutabaga-like, bitter, overpowering. And I know you don't get much attention. You seem to move around the produce, as if they just don't know where to put you.
To that we say, "move over Mister Fancy Shmancy Carrot". This is Parsnip's month to get all the attention. Bring on Battle Parsnip.
This month, we plan to puree you, smash you, season you, roast you, and maybe grill you. You will stand alone and be forced to work well with others. You will have the opportunity to spice things up, to show off your personality, and be the life of the dinner party.
So, Parsnip, get ready for Battle Parsnip. Show us your stuff.
Sincerely,
Megan and Tricia
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